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A thief in Paris planned to steal some
Paintings from the Louvre
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After careful planning, he got past
security,
Stole the paintings, and made it safely to his
Van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away
When his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious
error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings'
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.'
See if you have De Gaulle to send
This on to someone else.
I sent it to you
because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse .