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WIVES

- Men's Perspective...



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


- David Bissonette

 

 

 



   

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


- Sacha Guitry



 

 

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


- Socrates

 



 
 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


- Anonymous

 

 




The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?


- Dumas



 


 

 I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


- Sigmund Freud



 


 

 "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


- Anonymous




 

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


- Sam Kinison




 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."


- James Holt McGavra



 

 

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


- Patrick Murra


TIPS: Learn the 6 Cardinal Rules to Love Your WIFE

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


- Nash



 

 

 

 You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


- Anonymous



 

 

 My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


- Henny Youngman



 


 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


- Rodney Dangerfield



 


 

 A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


- Anonymous




 

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


- Anonymous



 

 

 

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