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A New Wife’s Duties
Duties of
Wives..
Three men were sitting together
bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman
from Greece.
He bragged that he had told
his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman
from Italy.
He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an
Australian girl.
He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and
ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table
for every meal.
He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
call a handyman.
God Bless Australian Women
